Happy Spam
October 11th, 2007, 21:23
Stuff that makes me laugh:
Subject: Tired of being ashamed of your penis size? Leave it for losers!
Yeah, sounds great.
Have they ever told you this, “Oh my God! Your penis is really tiny!”?
Um.. no. Never. Actually I’ve got quite a big sized penis, although I’d prefer to call it dick or cock. “Penis” sounds so clinical.
Didn’t you feel stupid?
Well .. after reading your blatant and stupendous crap mail … yes, definitly.
Don’t let ladies prefer vibrator to you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation!
Um .. I actually like girls that tend to use additional toys aside my dick.
“Gush! Your penis is unique!” Isn’t that what you just love to hear?
Actually I often hear complaints about my … thickness … and stuff like “That damn condom doesnt fit!”
Soon you’ll be the only one they will dream about! Megadik is your true rescue!
Sounds more like Tinydork to me. If you cant help me with my problem, why even try spamming me?





